They are watching you PArt 2

Yeah, not only they are watching you out there... Watching.. stalking... whatever it is...

Don't forget about the

CYBER STALKER !!!!!!!

printer

Farhan tak berapa sihat sejak semalam. He went to Clinic Rohana yesterday but today, not much change. New symptoms plak yang muncul...So I took him to Clinic Rohana lagi just now. After the doc took his blood for test, we went home.

So fikir fikir apa nak bagi mamat ni makan, so i made Broccolli soup for him accompanied by kakak in the kitchen. So, tumis lah bawang, bubuh all the ingredients and all... sedang elok nak mendidih dah, the soup now have to be put in the food processor. So, I asked my dearest dapur assistant, kakak....


HUsna : Kakak,... tolong bawak kluar printer..( dgn muka tak bersalah..)
Kakak : Printer ?!
Husna : Nak blend soup farhan ni...
Kakak : apa nya mau di blend pakai Printer ?
HUsna : huh..... Ohhh....... Hahahahahaha !!!!! ( Aiyoh... it even took e a few seconds to rethink about the printer...hahahaha)
Kakak : Ini husna, Printer nya... (showing the food processor in her hands with a good laugh)


Printer is the new FOod Processor/Blender.....

hahaha....

Australia

Me and Dad were at my aunt's place in Penang. We went to lepak jap kat rumah dia before going to the airport. So , my dad turn on the TV and start browsing on ASTRO. Tetiba dia stop kat one of the movie channel coz dia mcm tertarik tgk budak di bawah ni on TV...

Then the conversation starts


DAD : Ni gambaq apa ni?
ME : Australia
Dad : Dak, WHat Movie is this?
Me : Australia
Dad : Ya la.. movie apa ni?
Me : Australia
Masih tidak berpuas hati dgn jawapan saya,
Dad: Ni movie apa? nama apa?
Me : Australia... ( My dad might have thought that i terkena sampuk ke apa and he stop asking... hehehe)
 beberapa saat dalam silence,i started to explain....
Me : movie ni nama Australia.. u know, a move about Australia.. mcm historical thingy, i dunno i am not sure sangat...
Dad : Oooo.... Baguih ka?
Me : (dok tahan nak tergelak.... ) i dunno la pulak.. i haven't watch it

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday 

FEEZA !!!!!!!!!!!

SHAM Woooo Hoooooooo

Teeheee

P/S : No pingu is being hurt during the photograpgy...

       'Pingu' di dalam gambar ini bukanlah PIngu Sebenar teeheee =p

the entry with no title ..........

I am suppose to be sleeping right now, underneath the doona or duvet or whatever it is called in my adelaide temperatured room..Adelaide la sangat.. hehehe...
It's the second time my Dad 'halau' me to go to sleep. He is against late sleeper.. Eversince my schooling days, he is always against me staying up late burning the midnight oil. And when I left to do my PhD, he gave me a list of things that will happen in human body should anyone dun get enough sleep or sleep late. hehehe... that's my dad...Plus he wants me to sleep because of tomorrow.

WHat's up with tumorrow?
Leaving for Penang for my work.. Keciwa dgn KL, Penang ku cari..

but there's other things that bother my mind, the things that happen one year ago on Nisfu Syaaban.. The thing that shouldn't be looked at anymore, any longer or at all..I also donno what it came back to haunt me.. Haunt ke.. ada terasa haunted ka? hehehehe...

I've tried my best,
i've tried hard long before you even tried.
I've tried so hard and kept being pushed away
I've tried so hard, giving you the space and time
yet to learn that nothing's changed...
Instead, you hurt me even more when you came back..
You can't simply drop a bomb without thinking of the consequences
Wait,... You actually didn't think of the consequences AT ALL...,
May i remind you, things doesn't go your way or when you want it

Anyways, i dun think much about these things, but when Nisfu Syaaban comes, it will always reminds me of what had happened and how it happened and the after math.. ewah, mcm tsunami plak nih... hehehehe

Okay, it's five min to 2 am. better force myself to sleep. i hope i can enjoy my 3 hrs sleep before flying..

underwear...

Kisah ini adalah kisah benar yang terjadi di sebuah kedai karpet di Shah Alam.

Mak saya mengajak saya mencari karpet. Jadi Oleh kerana saya tgh take five dari membuat kerja kerja saya, saya pun ikut lah..

Sampai di kedai, Mak pun terjumpalah karpet yang dia berkenan, tapi kaler yang dia nak tak ada pula...

berikut adalah perbualan diantara Mak dan orang peniaga Karpet itu

Peniaga Karpet : Angkat ini la kak...Ini banyak cantik..
Mak : Ya saya tau, ini baaanyak cantik.. tapi dia punya kaler saya tak berkenan la..
Peniaga karpet : Ala, angkat ini hijau punya la, saya ada satu lagi biru punya, baaanyak cantik juga..
Mak : Tak boleh la... Ini kaler smua tarak macth saya punya rumah...You tak da lain kaler ka?
Peniaga : Tak da, Ini dua saja last..
Mak : Lain kedai you tada ka? atau ada Lain stock mau mari ?
Peniaga : Tada la Kak... Ok, Kakak mau kaler apa?
Mak : Maroon itu macam... ( sambil menunjukkan kearah sekeping karpet maroon berbunga bunga di dinding kedai)
Peniaga : Ok, Nanti a... saya telefon tanya skejap.
Mak : Okay, U tanya tengok.. Saya tunggu..

agak agak dalam 5 ke 10 minit...

Peniaga : Ok kakak, saya suda panggil itu orang angkat merah punya mari sini. Kakak Deposit mau bayar berapa dulu?
Mak : Eh, saya mau tengok dulu.. nanti tak cantik ka, Tak pa, saya pegi Makan dulu, nanti saya satu kali mari sini tgk itu Karpet balik la...
Peniaga : Aiyooo Kakak, itu karpet sana PJ mau mari.
Mak : PJ mau angkat mari, saya makan sekejap la, Saya tarak tipu la... saya mau itu karpet..
Peniaga : Ok Ok.. kakak kasi kakak punya telefon number, itu karpet sampai, saya call
Mak : You kasi you punya number la, saya call you ( Mak tak gemar bagi number dia kat org kedai..hehe)
Peniaga : Ok..Ok..
dia pun masuk dalam ofice amik kad dia dan bagi kat kami..sementara kami berjalan nak keluar kedai...

Fon peniaga tu Berbunyi...dia pun jawab dgn jawapan pendek dan selesai. Tiba tiba,

Peniaga : Kakak, Underwear...
Mak : Haaa ?
Peniaga : Itu Karpet UNDERWEAR...
Mak : OOO.... ( looking at me sambil ulang perkataan underwear dengan perlahan dgn muka menahan nak gelak...)
Me dah tergelak kecil sambil menahan nak gelak besar...

Underwear : ON ThE Way...

ok ok , enaff gelak gelak.. saya nak sambung buat kerja hehehe

They are watching you....

KISAH 1

I went to PKNS bawak Mimin, My mom's elder sister. She wanted to get some tudungs and blouses. She wanted to go to Jalan TAR actually, and Uncle Hafiz is too tired to go there as they are leaving for penang the same day. Kesian pulak, So I told them to go to PKNS instead. WHile looking from one gerai to another, we sampai ke satu gerai.

Lady at Gerai : Dik, Mama tak ikut hari ni?

I WAS SO SHOCK !!!!! TOO SHOCK i coUldn't answer...

Mimin : Ohhh Mak dia pi Kelas..

At this point i was looking at her face ( the lady at the gerai) with question marks on my face...

Lady at Gerai : Dia selalu sama Mamanya kalau ke sini...

I smiled and say, "Ohh.... hari ni tak...hehehe" while inside " WHAT DA .......NGEEEEE.... people are watching you...."

WHile mimin was looking around her gerai, i saw something that caught my eye... I left mimin at the gerai and go get that stuff. 5 minits, i went back to the Gerai. Mimin was not there..and, guess what came out of that lady's mouth ......

Lady at Gerai : Oh... NENEK kamu udah jalan jalan ke sana.. gerai belakang sana..."

I was speechless for a few second...

Me : Terima Kasih... 

while inside, i was Laughing out like nobody's business...

MImin my Nenek heheehehe

KISAH 2

I went to my usual Hairdresser to get my hair washed one evening. Yes, it's nice... REALLY NICE to have someone else to urut yr kepala, give u neck and back massage and all with the hair wash. And all that for a reasonable, discounted regular customer's price... Boy, I've been having her doing my hair since like always.... Sejak thn 1999... and when she move about changing employers, we followed her hehehehe.. till this last one which is 2 roads away from my hse.

So, I was at the salon minding my own business while Kak Watie is washing my hair, then Kak Yan another hairstylist poped up the question.

Kak Yan : Lurve, Lurve pandai gubah hantaran ek?

Me:  Haaa ??? ( out of the blue nih tanya....) Tak de la pandai sangat..Boleh la skit skit, dulu buat Kak Long punya tunang and Nikah...

Kak Yan : Tu la...

Me : Aik... Mana Kak Yan tau?

Kak Yan : Ada la orang bagi tau... dia ckp lurve pandai gubah hantaran...

Me : Sapa?

Kak Yan : ada laaa...

Tetiba ada customer masuk salon and the conversation ended there...

CONCLUSION

They are watching you.... 

Hahahahaha

SCARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drop dead tired...

everybody in this house is fast asleeep right now... They are drop dead tired. Yours truly is drop dead tired too...

Today is Yaya's akad nikah in Putra Jaya. Met 40% of Aunties and Cousins today. Cousins yang berbelas tahun tak jumpa like Kakak Amah and Kakak Mayah, Kakak Ya too. I have a whole lot of cousins, I tell you, No Kidding... from Aunties and Uncles, Cousins, second cousins... or like Kak Noni ( Benon's wife) always say Kazen mazen hehehehehe..... Kalau kumpulkan betul betul semua orang, my house pun tak bleh cater/muat semua orang.. hehehe Tumorrow's Yaya's wedding reception. will be meeting 80 % of them i guess.. can't wait.

After Yaya's akad, we went to Anak Aunty N's wedding pulak in Perumahan Kastam in Kelana Jaya. Met mak's office friend there. Yang masih bekerja, yang dah bersara awal and all..

Then Malam, went to surau. Ada event kat Surau. Angkasawan negara was invited to give a talk sempena majlis pelancaran kelab remaja Hidayah and also pelancaran logo Surau.

After sampai rumah from surau, tetiba dengar orang bagi salam kat gate. Me and mak punya lah terkejut. Farhan is inside dgn kawan kawan, My dad is still in surau dok sembang dgn Sheikh Muzaphar which he personally called and invite.I didn't know this, not untill the angkasawan himself mentioned it in his talk.
Terkejut dgn orang bagi salam kat gate tu, Mak dah mcm ..... pucat kejap...
I pulak dok perati sapa kat gate tu.. nampak kepala je, badan dia lindung dgn gate.

 Me : "Laa.... Mak, Uncle Mail lah..."
Mak :"Ha?? Mail mana?"
Me :"Uncle Mail Karipap...."
Mak : "Betoi ka tu?"
Uncle Mail Karipap : "betoi.."
Me : "Hahahaha... Aunty Liza tu ada skali..."

And so, we were visited by uncle mail karipap yang dah agak empat tahun tak jumpa. Uncle Mail karipap and his wife AUnty Liza Dart tu juniors my mom and dad masa kerja. Why Mail Karipap? i dunno, but biasalah, dalam jabatan ada 2 3 orang ismail, so, ada la Mail Karipap, Mail Kuda and etc... Yang paling best, nama Yusof.. punya lah bnyk nama yusof, that there are USOP popai ( popeye), Usop Botoi, Usop Keliru, and so many more Usops hehehehe

So, uncle Mail karipap balik pun dah midnight. Mak dah tak leh bukak mata dah masa sembang pun hehehehe

BYe bye Max =(

Bye Max,

I had wonderful time with you.

2 wonderful years.

Day and night spending time with each other.

Long term relationship helped out by Farhan.

You came unannounced...

You left the same way too...

it was all a sudden.

Max,

You've been a great help

supporting the entertainment needs,

Not only that, daily tazkirah sessions

Also some of the stuff relating to my Thesis.

Bye now Max,


Change is hard,


I miss u loads...


But i'll try adapting myself with

Till we meet again Max...

Pixie Lott - 'Cry Me Out' (Official Video)

Kisah kasut

Sampai bila?
Sampai bila asyik nak lalu kedai dan tgk je kasut kasut dalam cermin kedai tu..
Cuba masuk dalam kedai tu dan cuba kasut kasut yang ada...

Ada yang menarik hati...
Cantik sangat..
Tapi masalahnya kasut A tu tinggi bebenor..
Memang lah cantik sangat...
bila pakai, mcm kekok je nak jalan,
tambahan pula, menyakitkan kaki...
 Cuba lah sedar diri tu sikit.
Badan mcm tu ada hati nak pakai kasut tinggi mcm tu

Nah kasut B pulak,
Tinggi ok, Warna pun ok
Ermmm mungkin ok kot yang nih.

mula mula pakai, ok,
erm... tunggu kejap...
Adui, dia dah mula menggigit jari kecik kaki
Nasib baik belum bayar...
Tak sesuai jugak..


Nak beli kasut nih,
kalau boleh biarlah yang sesuai dgn kaki kita
yang tahan lama,
Boleh di pakai di semua acara.
Yang sesuai,
Yang tahan
dan berpatutan..

Ok, let's cuba kasut C.
Hmmm... tinggi just nice,
closed up shoes..
Nice colour too...
Pakai pun sedap...
dah a few minits pun still okay,
Hmmmmm ok lah ni...
"Miss, Do you have this in Size 6"

"I'm sorry Miss,there's no size 6 left... This one is the last pair and one of the hook is broken"

Okay, dah jumpa kasut yang kita nak dan boleh pakai, kasut tu pulak tak de saiz....
Adakah kita yang terlalu memilih kasut yang hendak di pakai?

So, what's the moral of the story ?

Aihhhhh..............

Excruciating Pain......

That's what woke me up in the middle of the night..The full blast Aircond didn't help. I could not toss and turn because of my right cheek so i have to sleep on one side or terlentang. Sadly to say, Terlentang is not my kinda way of sleeping.hehehehe... I was restless before i went to bed actually. The pain starts developing in the afternoon actually but I was just simply taking it off my mind..By night it was even more painfull...

The pain is kinda different from the treatment I get in Adelaide. The machine in Adelaide was a lot newer than what we have in Malaysia. The one in Adelaide has a cooler attached to it that every sparks the laser splashed, the cooler sprayed it's cooler straight away. But not in Malaysia.Although they dun put any anesthetic cream in Adelaide but the lower Joules and the cooler factor made it a lot easier.The after effect is not that Bad... In Malaysia, they put or let say smothered my face with the anesthetic cream and when it's numb, they start shooting the laser. The joules was kinda high. it was 7.5 this time compared to 4 to 5 in Adelaide. MANA TAK SAKIT !!!!!! 7.5 used to be the normal joules for me, my doctor used to do even 8 and 8.5 but it gives me blister after a few days...the healing process also takes longer time. So, we decided to stay at 7.5. Tu pun muka dah terbakar teruk.. bertompok tompok mcm Kucing...

Warning : the image shown below is kinda !@#$%^*..so kalau anda tak leh tahan, jgn tgk...

I can't do much. SABAR je yang I can only do. This reminds me of the time I was doing my Diploma.After a few days of resting after the treatment, I went to class with the scars and all.. What can I do? There's exams waiting in the end kan.. hehehe. Ada la a few classmate yang avoid tgk my face coz it's too scary kata depa.. and they said it right to my face " eii.. takut laa..."... Aihhh.... engko takut, aku ni dah la menanggung sakit, hai laaa.... well, manusia kan ada bermacam macam jenis kan... Ada jugak yang kata, ala...u ada birthmark jee... orang lain lagi ada yang lebih cacat.. Yeah..cuba kalau u ada birthmark, tgk apa u nak kata plak? sedangkan ada jerawat yang kecik pun dah squeeeek arround sibuk nak pakai concealer bagai... cuba kalau dapat birthmark like me ni.. mau tak keluar rumah kott !! no offence.. but sometimes it's not helping. Ada jugak yang dah berbelas tahun tak jumpa, masa add kat FB pun ala ala kadar. Tetiba bersalin, anak ada birthmark, baru nak cari and still boleh pulak ckp " i tak nak laa, nanti anak i jadi mcm u kena ejek kat sekolah dulu.. i risau...nanti tak normal la.. itu la. ini laa Bla bla bla...."  OH MY  GOD!!!!!! you could at least put it in a nicer way kot kalau nak tanya pun.. i know you risau pasal anak you but still, ....

Yes, i was the one yang kena buli, ejek apa apa lagi lah...entah lah.. thingking about it makes it more sakit je..
Arghh..i better stop thinking about it now coz i can't stand the pain no more. Baring pun sakit, duduk depan Laptop pun sakit, teringat kisah dulu pun sakit...... Nangis, lagi sakit !!!tak tak terkeluar air mata dah pun...

Tapi tak pa, ALLAH maha Adil...dan Semuanya rezeki ALLAH... dapat rasa sakit mcm ni pun rezeki dari ALLAH.. orang lain tak pun dapat rasa sakit mcm ni kan.. So, orang yang tgh komplen sakit ni,  bersyukur lah ye.... hehehehehe